5/11/03

Frankie, the new guy in my bro's old apartment just came by to borrow the phone...I thought it would be a quick call, but it turned out to be like 7 calls over about 20 minutes.

I found out that he's renting by the week, and he asks to borrow $20 form me, even though this is the 2nd time I've seen him. I'd gauge his age at 40, and he's another scumbag of the same caliber of mike and mark. Needless to say he's not getting any money form me. Then he asked for a beer. I told him that I have water, Cheerwine, Pink Lemonade, and diet cream soda... he wasn't interested.

I'm going to keep my eyes open around here for the next 2 months. I don't trust this guy.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

To everyone who has acted as a caregiver and nurtured a living thing. Newt brought me a dead lizard. How did he know?

*Huggo*

Won a cool 60's style blue and purple tie-dye buggy at the theme party last night… Top door prize. D got an orange butterfly top, and the other prizes were a men’s tie-dye, and I forget what else.

That makes 4 vehicles that I've won, (not counting the groovy pirate buggy that I was given).



Why you should never, NEVER flush a used condom...

There's a special brand of cheap condom making the rounds in Europe and just entering the North American market. The brand is popular for its especially pleasing "texture." What many don't know is that when these condoms have served their purpose, they're actually fertilized. Submerging them in water completes the gestation process and within 24 hours, the condoms become living, swimming little latex creatures desperately wanting to go somewhere. If placed in a container, they'll just keep swimming in that same direction, bopping their head against their prison walls or leaping out of the container to their suffocating death. As far as anyone "in the know" knows, they'll die when exposed to open air or when turned inside out and emptied of their contents.

Anyway, just to be on the safe side, don't ever flush a condom. You never know where it'll end up.